Q is for Quirks
We all have them.
Some make us laugh, others irritate us to no end. Here are a few that can be found around our home
-Is a habitual sniffler even when he or she is healthy.
-Whistles the Scarecrow/Tin Man/Cowardly Lion song at random time and refuses to stop.
-Is an incessant fidgeter and is always touching his or her face or head.
-Compulsively interrupts people telling stories to interject facts about the story that he or she only knows because they have been told the story before, not because they were involved with it.
-Makes up random lies about unimportant things for no reason.
-Has a weakness for rescuing stray animals.
-Is unable to take advice from anyone because he or she thinks that they know it all.
-Doesn’t wash his or her hands after using the bathroom.
-When dining out, always tidies up the table and resets the condiments.
-Drags his or her feet.
-Is always at least ten minutes early to any meeting or appointment.
-Generally submits to the ideas and suggestions of others without thinking of his or her own needs.
-Readily puts him or her self in the way of danger without careful consideration.
-Constantly quotes favorite movies and can usually identify the movie that a quote may come from.
-mentally correct bad spelling/ grammar/ punctuation as I read something
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!
-Whistles the Scarecrow/Tin Man/Cowardly Lion song at random time and refuses to stop.
-Is an incessant fidgeter and is always touching his or her face or head.
-Compulsively interrupts people telling stories to interject facts about the story that he or she only knows because they have been told the story before, not because they were involved with it.
-Makes up random lies about unimportant things for no reason.
-Has a weakness for rescuing stray animals.
-Is unable to take advice from anyone because he or she thinks that they know it all.
-Doesn’t wash his or her hands after using the bathroom.
-When dining out, always tidies up the table and resets the condiments.
-Drags his or her feet.
-Is always at least ten minutes early to any meeting or appointment.
-Generally submits to the ideas and suggestions of others without thinking of his or her own needs.
-Readily puts him or her self in the way of danger without careful consideration.
-Constantly quotes favorite movies and can usually identify the movie that a quote may come from.
-mentally correct bad spelling/ grammar/ punctuation as I read something
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!
3 comments:
What a wonderful tribute to your husband.... oh, those weren't all about him :)
Dennis
At least one of them was Not about him!
MA
thanks for the new knock knock joke, Honey really needs a new one to tell and this will be great :)
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